Lost

JG: "Mom. Mom. Mom. Excuse me, Mom."

(he really is far more patient with me than I with him)

me: "Yes, JG?"

JG: "Why is Elloree crying?"

me: "Because she lost her footing and busted open her lip. Poor girl."

EG: "WAAAAAAHAAAAHAAA HAWAHHHHWHHHAAAAA"

JG (incredulously): "She LOST her FOOT?"