I was changing JG's diaper today and he says, "Mommy, I wan some ice cream". I think to myself, 'how could he possibly be thinking about ice cream first thing in the morning?', I say, "no". and brace for the onslaught of whining. But, he says, "mommy, I wan dat ice cream, there". And points to the diaper cream. which is white and creamy, incidentally. me: "Oh. In that case, sure."